It's a time in your life fraught with weight gain, hair loss and offspring, so it's important to stay focused on what is really important: enjoying the last shriveled remains of the youth that you have been carelessly pissing away for the previous three decades.
Sunday, February 6, 2011
You Can't Say That...Ever: Vol. 6
When this guy appeared on the TV screen during a commercial:
C: "I thought that guy committed suicide." Me: "Why would you think that?" C: "Wishful thinking, I guess."
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