It's a time in your life fraught with weight gain, hair loss and offspring, so it's important to stay focused on what is really important: enjoying the last shriveled remains of the youth that you have been carelessly pissing away for the previous three decades.
Thursday, September 15, 2011
Dear Diary,
I can't stop looking at Scarlett Johansson's butt. It's becoming a real problem; at least for my wife.
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