I don't know if you heard, but I got a job. You probably already knew that since C called everyone we knew, updated her blog and submitted an iReport to CNN.com all before I finished the phone call in which they gave me the offer.

So now I'm at work.

Hiding.

In the bathroom.

From my computer.

Because nothing on my desk is working the way it is supposed to and IT guys are all rude little men with bad attitudes and no friends and I'm sick of begging them to fix my stuff.

Jerks.