What part, exactly, of the Patient Protection and Affordable Care act are people so upset about?

That's like launching a campaigning against the "World Peace and a Cure for Cancer Act" or throwing a brick through someone's window because they voted for the "Baby Seal Anti-Clubbing and Food for the Hungry Act."

And I know what your little conservative brain is thinking, "Who is going to pay for all of that World Peace?!"

We'll have a bake sale, maybe.

Or we can make being a Republican a misdemeanor and charge a fine to anyone who uses the terms "State's Rights", "Freedom Fries" or "Compassionate Conservatism".