Who was it that said, "You become that which you most despise"?  I may be paraphrasing, but the fact remains that I have taken one step toward becoming a full-on hipster. 

I downloaded Instagram.  And I love it.

It's like blogging, only I don't have to type anything.  Way faster and easier.  (See? I can't even write out full sentences anymore.) 

I am American, after all.  Why would I want to engage in the arduous task of formulating words to bore people with the details of my life when I have can just take a picture instead.  Boom.  1 picture = 1,000 words.  Instantly.  Instagramly. 

I hate myself.  But I love faux vintage photos.