Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Consider the Source

Dear Jennifer Lopez,

Congrats on your "come back". But let's be honest, do "party people in the club" (her words, not mine) really want advice on how to get down from a 41-year-old-mother-of-two?

Maybe you should release a single titled "Middle of the Night Feedings" or "Everybody Get on the Swing Set".

Maybe "Can't Get Enough of that Menopause Cooldown Spray".

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