It's a time in your life fraught with weight gain, hair loss and offspring, so it's important to stay focused on what is really important: enjoying the last shriveled remains of the youth that you have been carelessly pissing away for the previous three decades.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both."
-- Benjamin Franklin
Think about that, TSA. Now, can I put my shoes back on?
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