I'm fairly certain that I did not just crap in my pants.  Some days, that's all you can hope for.

What do you mean, "Where have I been?!"

It's a fair question, reader(s?), I'll admit.  Where have I been? 

The short answer is: busy.

Destructing and constructing things.

Going to France.

Eating my weight in these things.

Going to Las Vegas.

Taking a million pictures of our dog.

Among other things.

So, yeah, I've been busy.  But that's not an excuse to neglect you, my (faithful?) reader(s?).  I'm certainly not saying I won't do it again, however just know that whenever I'm away, it's for a good reason. 

In other news: I ate enough of those Oreos to give myself diabetes. Worth it.